Thursday, September 01, 2005

Fetuccine Alfredo is the Devil! -and so is Hurricane Me

Hey how's it goin? It's been awhile.
My class on Tuesday was good - another easy laid back teacher - we got all of our assignments for the semester already - and we have to submit them all online on school's website and then our teacher grades them and it posts on there what you got and then it tallies up your total grade for the class so you can constantly monitor your own progress. It's pretty cool because they are all due on Saturdays at Midnight. And they give you plenty of time to do it. Sounds good to me!
I finished my registry at Target on Tuesday, too. That was fun. It took me FOREVER to pick out a new bathroom "decor" I finally found a new shower curtain - I had it narrowed down to three - Red, Green, or Blue - I called Trav and made him choose a color. Then the blue one didn't match any of the towels they had there. I was simply beside myself - see that's why I shouldn't joke about people taking forever for this crap (see previous blog on 8/26). So that was purely Karma - and for that I blame myself. poo.
When I got home - I made goulash - vegetarian of course. TJ wanted goulash, he bought all the ingredients and wanted me to cook it - so I said ok. I made my special garlic cheese bread too - best batch yet - Trav insists that I should sell the stuff. :)
Brittney(TJ's woman) gave me these blue colored contacts that she got for free at her optometrist office - she had three colors of blue and a green color. It took me a good 45 mins to get just one of them in my eyeball - by the time it was in - my fingers were all wrinkled from the contact solution and I had makeup smeared all over my face. Then I looked in the mirror and because my eyes are so dark brown - you couldn't even see them. So that was just great. I popped it right out and went to bed.
Wednesday I was so annoyed with my boss. He is a complete turd. I love how I can be so blunt and smart ass-y with him and then afterward he apologizes and tells me he didn't mean to make me upset. chicken shit.
I met my third and final teacher in my Small Business Management class on Wednesday. She's a really nice, really pretty black lady with long strait hair - she looks so classy. She was really calm and cool. She seems really laid back as well. Im thinking that I lucked out this semester! She gave us a really easy assignment - just two questions. Super simple.
oh lord - we went to Olive Garden last night for dinner because they have the never ending pasta bowl thing going on. Trav and I both ordered fetuccinne alfredo. But when it came it wasn't the pasta bowl - it was the whole serving - the big platter. So we asked the waitress if our order was correct and she said yeah - so we ate it. I was full after about 1/3 of the platter, but Trav was egging me on to finish at least most of it so we could each get a 2nd bowl and then take that home. Well I ate until I thought I was going to puke and put the rest of my food on Trav's bowl. I could barely muster the words "I'll have another bowl of the same" without the wet chewed noodles pouring out of my mouth.
Then about 5 mins after my 2nd bowl had been placed in front of my bloated body, Trav asked the waitress for a box to go and she replied "Oh you're not allowed to take the never ending pasta bowls home."
I could have punched her in the face.
Instead both Trav and I, miserable and stuffed to brim waddled out to the car and went home - we had no choice but to lay down and try to sleep away the pain. Seriously, Im still full.

Apparently in those three days I still had plenty of time to destroy New Orleans and the rest of the Gulf Coast. You would not imaging all the phone calls I get and emails - "Hi, Hurricane Katrina" "I can't believe what you are doing down there, that's not very nice". I guarantee you no one will ever name their kid Katrina ever again. What can I say? Im a destructive bitch.
Posted by Katrina :: 2:41 PM :: 1 Chortles

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