Friday, August 19, 2005

My little Drunk


Boys night out. Last night Travis, TJ, Pete and John went out to Brothers downtown. I drove them there and picked them up. They had a mission: Get Travis Drunk. They were quite successful. You see, Travis, has never been really drunk - a bit tipsy - but nothing to where he was last night. They were determined. I droped them off at about 9:45ish and I said to call me when they wanted to be picked up. About 1:45 Trav called me and said "HELLO!?" over the noise of the bar "TRINA!?" "Yeah" I said. "Are you ready to go?" "CAN YOU PICK US UP NOW!? "yeah, I'll be there - be out front - im on my way now." "OK LOVE YOU!" He yelled.
So I pull up in front of Brother's - and they are no where to be found - and you can't just stop in the middle of traffic in downtown Minneapolis at night - so I called TJ's phone as I went around the block and told them to get outside because I was here. I pulled up and spotted Travis, He had obviously spilled beer all down the front of his shirt because it was soaked. TJ was behind him stumbling and asking random people for a lighter. We gathered TJ and piled in the car - Pete apparently got a different ride home with a "friend". "Where's Pete?" I asked Trav. "Oh, I guess he got a ride home from that old lady - John said she smelled like a nursing home" he replied. "What! there was an old lady at the club?" I asked. "Yeah" "she was like 34" said sweaty, beer soaked Travis. " Apparently, there was this "old" lady that kept hitting on them from the beginning of the night - nextday turns out Pete DID go home with her - but nothing happend. So with Travis giggleing like a little girl in the front seat and TJ in the back drunk dialing Pete's girlfriend telling her that Pete walked home and that he should be there shortly (Pete lives about 12 miles from downtown). We headed home. TJ was stumbling in the house and gloating about his success in Trav's drunken state. Travis was fumbling to get the keys in the door and still giggleing. We put TJ to bed and Trav and I went in our room to lay down. Carmela was licking Trav's face and inside his nose - which fueled the giggleing even more. Travis was giggleing and telling me that he couldnt get up and continuously giggleing some more and constanly apologizing in between breathing and giggleing. He also kept telling Carmela and I how beautiful we are - something like this - "heee heee hee, Im sorry, heee hee heee hee, you're my beautiful girl arent you Carmela, heee hee hee, you're beautiful, Guy." and so on.
Needless to say I caught the giggles too and we kept lauging about all the crap he was saying. He started talking about the Smurfs and calling Gargamel a '"fag". and laughing histerically. It was so funny! Then I got him undressed and he covered up and I went to make him some food and get him some water. Im in the kitchen making quesadillas and I hear the constant giggleing and him getting up to go to the bathroom. Moments after I hear the toilet flush, He's standing behind me naked and giggleing still. He scurried off to the bedroom giggleing and telling Carmela how beautiful she is. I fed him his quesadillas (which he ate playfully and got sour cream all over his face) and made him drink the water. He said it was the best food he's ever had - then he had a bite of mine and he said mine was better. Finally shut the lights out and tried to get some sleep - but Trav kept draping my face with his hands and arms and slurring insults about Gargamel. Finally I shut the TV off and kissed him goodnight and he thanked me for taking care of him while giggleing, apologizing and calling me beautiful. I love him. It was well worth staying up untill 3:30AM for that. Funniest thing ever.

I finished the Goblet of Fire, It quite twisted at the end and dark - its sort of the prequel to the 5th book The Order of the Phoenix, which I started at about midnight. Im a few chapters into it - I heard that this one is supposed to be the best one out of all 6 so far - so im excited. Im hoping to finish all 800 or so pages before school starts on Thursday.

OK off to BB&B to register! Im out!
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