Thursday, August 18, 2005

Today = craptastic


Sooooo yeah, the last few days have been really good - got a bunch of stuff done: grocery shopping, bills paid, almost finished with my book. We went to OfficeMax last night and got a bunch of new stuff - we purchased a paper shredder, a new memory card reader, Trav got new headphones and a mic for his computer game, bought my brother Jess all his school supplies : backpack, orange county chopper folders, 5-subject notebook, big zipper trapper keeper thingy, and some pens,pencils, markers and some more notebooks and binders, we bought me school supplies too - 3-subject notebook, composition book, some cool pens and some highlighters, we stocked up on batteries and bought some gum. And it only cost us $4.77. Thank you Max Perks!
So we got home, played with our new toys, I packed Jesse's backpack with all his school supplies to give to him for his early b-day present, made some vegetarian taco's and read my book till I fell asleep at about 12:30AM.
I wake up this morning (late, of course) and go to bring Carmela out to pee and find broken glass all over my kitchen floor, the sliding door shades were pulled back and the doors unlocked and all three in different positions. My kitchen was a mess, all but one of my big ziplock bags were gone, and our gatorade was almost all gone. WTF!!!!
So I clean up the glass and chased Carmela down to dig the peice she picked up out of her mouth, put on my flip flops, dig the peice of glass out of my foot, and let the dog out (in the rain, no less).
After further investigation, I come to the conclusion that Brittney, our roommates girlfriend, got up early this morning, was no doubt in a rush, made herself a little lunch(thats where the mess in the kitchen came from, and thats where all my big ziplock bags went, and yes I mean big ones, the size that can fit a head of lettuce or spinach bunch, yeah those ones), then on her way out the sliding glass doors, slammed them and caused my candles on the shelf to fall off and break all over the floor (something that could have been prevented AND/OR heard by someone walking out the door - who could've come back in and cleaned it up). No idea who sucked down almost an entire half galon of gatorade (trav didn't do it because he called me and asked me if I did it).
Mother F*cker!
So I get to work and tell TJ (our roommate) what happened and he aplogized for her and was telling me about all of the other inconsiderate things she does to him and other people. I told him I would be grateful if he smacked her around a bit for me. He agreed and said he would.
Brittney has been very sweet, fun to talk to, she loves my cooking and compliments it all the time - how can I not like her? - but for f*ck sakes clean up after yourself! Apparently for how sweet and nice she is, she's also inconsiderate, unappreciative and a bit of a slob. True colors can sometimes be quite ugly.
Im guessing everyone at work heard me sternly talking to TJ and got the hint that I wasn't about to take any shit today - so no one said anything about me being late.
I fell better now, though.
Im excited that I might finish my book by the end of the day - I doubt there will be kickball tonight on account of the rain - so I will be able to finish or at least get really close to finishing.
Since tomorrow is a half day - I'll head off Bed, Bath and Beyond on my way home and then after some dinner - I'll get Target taken care of. Yeh weekend!
Posted by Katrina :: 11:10 AM :: 0 Chortles

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