Wednesday, September 14, 2005

List Of Gripes

Alright, so here's the thing: I'm not a negative person - at all - the fact is I truly love life - though some parts of it I could sometimes live without. That's where this comes in - this is my List Of Gripes. Its a list of all the little pet peevey things that occur day to day or that are in my life that bug me, urk me, make me frustrated or piss me off and instead of letting them build up inside me until I take them out on someone or something else - they are going on here. I think it should help. Please feel free to use the comments section to add your own gripes, tell me to shove it, say that you agree or do whatever you want - its a free country.
If you do/say/support/are any of these gripes - you should change - cuz it sucks.
P.S. I will be adding more gripes as they come up - so check this post often - I'll try to make a note when I do add, subtract or have a comment about something on this list. Enjoy.
Thank you
The Management

Work Gripes
*I hate it when people tell me what to do - especially when I already know what to do or have already done it.
*judgemental people - self explanatory
*Yes, I'm a girl, that does not mean that I'm stupid, weak or your F-ING MAID you selfish male pigs! Clean up after yourself and order your own lunch - YOU clean up the lunch room this time or are your stupid man fingers broken!?!
*Just because I answer the phone - doesn't mean I'm the "receptionist"," secretary","front desk girl" or any of the other sexist names you have for female office workers. Seriously, spend one day doing what I do! You practically start crying when you have to answer the phones for 5 mins while I take a piss - which you make me feel guilty about it - like I freakin owe you because I want to empty my bladder or even eat lunch - god forbid!
*When you need something heavy moved or lifted - you(the boss man) stand back and watch me move it - which I am more than happy to do because I am more than capable and I love how you are totally oblivious to how much of an ASS it makes you look to all the people watching you disrespect me - some more. Asshole.

Gripes about annoying stuff
*Semi-trucks are loud boisterous bastardly things from hell! They hog the road, are scary to drive by and interrupt conversation with their overwhelming loudness. I can't even drive with the windows down anymore for fear of going deaf! Yeah I know they deliver things from here to there and are probably responsible for delivering things I use on a daily basis - but geezus are they loud - DAMN!
*When you walk into a public bathroom and there is ......evidence....that someone was there before you. Whether it be... a stench...a follicle...a nugget...or...fluid. Please, man, other people use this bathroom too. The stench can't be stopped, but the other...stuff.. can be. Seriously.
*Cinnamon Gum - gum should not be spicy - Its designed to "freshen" not singe.
*Different colored denim pants - denim should be Blue, faded or dark - not white, black, tan or the shade I saw today...yellow. ick.

Significant other Gripes
*"Where is my blue shirt?" - Do I wear your blue shirt? When is the last time you saw me wearing YOUR blue shirt? Find it yourself!
*Get off the damn computer once in a while.

Roommate and Roommate's girlfriend Gripes
*Irresponsibility for YOUR OWN actions and responsibilities. If I have to be an adult - so do YOU! You are 20 years old! Time to cut the cord and pay your own way in life. You want to live on your own - then you got what you asked for - but it comes with a price tag - and its called "Rent".
*Please don't EVER do my dishes EVER again - you suck at it and obviously if you don't know that you can fit more than 5 things in the dishwasher - you are not smart enough to use it.
*Take your hairs out of the drain AFTER you get out of the shower - not NEVER.
*Ungrateful people.
*Hey, here's an idea, you know when you put stuff in the garbage can, and then you keep putting stuff in the garbage can, and then pretty soon - like within a matter of hours - when you go to put stuff in the garbage can and you can't because its full and it keeps falling off the top of all the garbage you put in there? Yeah, - TAKE IT OUT!
*You stupid and you lie - take the $20 you gave me for compensation for rent and shove it up your ass! Oh, Im sorry, you have bills? is that it? Well I have bills too - and you're going to give me my money or you won't have anywhere to live for the next two weeks, Ho.

Miscellanous People/General Public Gripes
*Why do you say disrespectful things to me in front of other people? - it doesn't make you look better than me - it makes you look mean. and then you get bitched out for it - was it worth it?
*It makes me uncomfortable when you try to get me to come to your church. Just because you are involved in a religious group doesn't mean I have to be too. I can believe how I want to believe, not how a group of people tell me to believe.
*When people talk about politics and get into political arguments. Its just annoying. Seriously, Vote this *crude gesture*!
*OK if you don't realize that you have a unibrow, a huge whitehead somewhere on your face, a moustache(and you're a woman), stuff in your teeth, food on your face or you spit when you talk - you deserve to get told about it unapologetically. end of story.
*Brush your teeth everyday
*Shower when you stink
(seriously, people need reminding of these things)
*I'm sorry but if I can't hear you, understand you or you only know the words "I.Want.Job."
I'm going to hang up on you.
*People who don't write back or leave comments once in a while suck balls, and what goes around comes around.
*Kathy Griffin - D-list celebrity - seriously lady you are not funny - you look and sound like Andy Dick in Drag. Get off my TV.
*Ashley Simpson - I don't think I have to say anymore. (I think that's why I get so annoyed with my Roommates Girlfriend - because that's who she reminds me of - see! imagine having to live with ashley simpson - Please leave your sypathies in the comments section)


I feel better already.
Posted by Katrina :: 9:43 PM :: 1 Chortles

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