Monday, March 06, 2006

You know who you are

Disclaimer:
To all of my known regular readers who comment appropriately and provide meaningful posts for me to read in return, Please know this is not about you. And please try to forgive any vulgartiy, inappropriateness, blatant negativity, and downright horribleness you may read in this post. I sincerely apologize, but I have to do this.


Dear Fakey McBitchington,

I was provided a link to your MySpace site today and I have to say you grow more and more disgusting every time I see and/or hear of you.
I am writing this to you because I know now that you continue to anonymously read my blog. Although you did learn your lesson not to comment anymore, you have yet to learn how to not be a fat, disgusting, hypocritical, stupid, horrible, stuck up, fake, snobby, mentally incapable, bitch.

I apologize for having to use such big words, but there is just no other way to describe you. Hopefully you can figure out how to use Google dictionary to decipher this post.

I read your posts and realized that two of them were taken directly from my blog - using most of the same words even! All I have to say is : Really?
Are you seriously going to judgmentally criticize me just months ago with your retarded banter and disrespect for me - that's right ME - the person who you BARELY know!?! Then go and plagiarize my words and make them your own?!

You are the world's biggest hypocrite. And I fully emphasize the "hippo".

You are everything that is wrong with this nations educational system. I can't even stand to read half the SHIT you have on your space. You are so fake and disgusting, I really have a hard time not throwing up in my mouth while reading your blog posts.

Writing this to you is going to nothing but get you all fired up and to let you know that I know what you are doing.

It should teach you not to mess with people you don't know.

It should teach you not to judge people you know nothing about.

It should teach you to think for your fucking stupid self and not take other people's words to use as your own.
(Which just shows that you think what I write is cool and that you want to be like me - that's right - ME! The person you barely know and yet obviously feel threatened by)

It should teach you not to be a horrible person.

But it's not going to do that. You are going to dwell on this all day, think about it at night, possibly
go home and gossip to someone who pretends to care about the crap that comes out of your mouth about me and how fat I am and probably lie about me just to make yourself look better.
What you should do is go look in the mirror - and think about all the horrible judgments you have made about the people you have come across, all the superficial remarks you think and say everyday. Think about each and every one of them and realize it will all come back to you ten fold.

You may still read my blog, after all it is your inspiration. But seriously, learn to think for yourself. You can go ahead and envy me as much as you want - just don't steal my words.

I really do hope that you become a better person, because right now, your karma is horrendous. You will have a horrible existence if you can't learn to change, but I guess if you can't then you've got what's coming to you.

Enjoy your "perfect" existence.
Posted by Katrina :: 3:05 PM :: 4 Chortles

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