Tuesday, January 24, 2006

I'm fashioning a noose right about now...

I have now deemed myself the worlds largest hypocrite.

For as long as I can remember I have hated coffee. The smell, the taste, even coffee flavored ice cream. Ick! I probably hated it so much because my Mom and Step-Asshole ALWAYS had coffee in the morning, they could not function without it, and the combination of coffee, cigarettes and morning breath - pretty much made me vomit. Now that I think about it - I actually loathe all three.

Last semester in school, I had 2 classes in the M building, and right across from the M building is a little coffee shop that gives a student discount.

I have been frequenting the little coffee shop ever since. Stopping almost every Tuesday and Thursday for a caramel vanilla frappe. Damn it!

Now I have started to have 1-2 cups of coffee every morning here at work. And I enjoy it thoroughly. I even bought special toffee flavored creamer at the grocery store last night.

I hate myself.


P. S. I assure you though, that I will NEVER start snifffing morning breath nor smoke cigarettes.
Posted by Katrina :: 1:21 PM :: 2 Chortles

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